With apologies to André Bréton

Well as another day comes to a close, my body has decided to push itself to the limits by denying me sleep. In order to try and survive this in a slightly reasonable manner, I have plugged in the ipod and turned the tv to adult swim. To try and get some sort of creativity out of this, gonna try those free association exercises while my mind is fatigued but not shut down.

The skulking panther treads the razor's edge daintly
As napalm effervesces the egg foo yung.
Vesper twists the british tar along the Blue Nile,
Hark, the dripping blood is not the Grail,
But Bryll's horn of empty.
Short, running against the devil,
The anjou wine burst into flame.
Yet, suzette does not explode.
She is too busy looking at some scruffy-looking Narf-herder.
Tom-tom is not Jacques Cartier.
The Jewel of the Nile is tone deaf in Alaska.
Lox, lochs, and locks; of relgion,monsters, and thieves.
Les sanglots longues d'autumne blessent mon coeur d'une languer monotone.
If jack had a long moustache why was Terry Thomas the big mustache?
Snidely whiplash pump the brakes.
Not now Muttley!
Gargamel created the snorks when he drowned the smurfs.
Blue iguanas are phil collin's backup band.
Hip to be a quadrilateral in an isoceles world.
helium three is liquid uranium.
Blondie said no to Fernando but yes to Dagwood.
The Onion is what happens when absurdity meets Larry's sides.
The unchained righteousness plays chess with Virgil in the third circle.
Cererbus hates alpo.
Dr. Who has to be swiss.
A time paradox only bothers people with watches and literary critics.
I wonder if Michel Foucault has one of those pendulum things on his desk.
Constructing a cathedral is a easy as One, Two, Proust.
Being stuck at the Chateau d'If isn't philosophical, just corrupt.
Infinite power is the dice of dieties.
South beach is the northernmost expanse Purgatory.
It's not bulemia if you swallow.
African or european malaria comes from the Standells.
Bucky Dent and Aaron Boone share a middle name.
The two seam blister oozes with wisdom.
Confucious played croquet with a terracotta pinwheel.
Claymation childhood bliss forgotten among Mr. Wizard's toupee.
I can do that on TV, just not on radiology.
Fractured sanities ratcheted into the Chief's world series run.
Golden Brown colored glasses missed the long cool woman in a black dress.
Coors fooled everybody but the jester.


If you could follow that train of thought you should prolly not hang around me that much. Well that prolly fills your surrealism/absurdity quoto for the day


Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus

Dave

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