I know it has been quite awhile since my last post, but alas the holiday season tends to fry my brain quite thouroughly, so this post will not be filled with some random literary oddity, but with just the randomness of reality.
As some of you (prolly most considering the popularity of this blog) might have noticed, there was quite the epic tweetversation concerning tauntauns and their application in the fashion industry. For those of you who do not know what a tauntaun is, please consult wikipedia or The Empire Strikes Back, for it will not be furnished here. Now, as far as utility goes, the tauntaun ranks in my top five bipedal forms of transportation. (Also making the list, chocobos, emus,moas, and other humans) Its ability to survive in cold weather leads even the most scrutinous observer to produce the fact that tauntaun fur must insulate well. This I do not dispute. My trepidation in embracing the tauntaun coat is the fact that it stinks. Now some may say that the warmth the beast provides would override the odor, I believe this can really only stand on its own merit in extreme situations of survival. Take for example sewer rats, a plentiful fur supply if there ever was one. Not loved, so no one would complain about their loss, and adaptable to almost any condition possible. So why does no one wear sewer rat coats? Because they smell. Same with the tauntaun, it wouldn't work. Turpentine and flame couldn't get that smell out.
Aside from Star Wars universe fashion speculation, been goofing off on the WoW. Finished off the night in Theramore, with that prick of a fisherman, Nat Pagle. If i was the world's best fisherman, i'd be damned if i was gonna live in a swamp.
So Tebow lost Heisman, what is the deal that people aren't going to NoLa for the bowl? If i had the money i would be there right now.
Sorry for the abrupt prose, but it's late and i'm tired.
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus
Dave
I was at : 4244 NW 76 Terrace, Gainesville, FL 32606,
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